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My other post has lost traction and I’m still absolutely broke so!

Hey, I’m a bisexual trans man and I need money! My family of 3 has a few dollars to get through the month and, in spite of us trying, me and my mother haven’t been able to get work!

I have commissions open, examples and prices below.


if you don’t want art: P@yPal and C@shApp

more on my insta @revas.does.art

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Icon: $10

Fullbody flat color: $30

Character outfit sheet: $80

Matching icons: $20

Extra person: +½ price

Lighting/Shading: +$5 base

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BIG LOVE! BIG CHALLENGES!

They should remove voice acting from the legend of Zelda series so I can rename the main character Lonk again

The old games are hyped up more than they deserve but they are good because you can name the elf boy Gregory if you want to.

I usually call him Lonk.

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50 cent should change his name every year to adjust for inflation

based on his career starting in 1996 his name would be 97 cent today

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

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hey im getting a vibe this isnt about nicknames

shinigami eyes have allowed for some wild enviromental storytelling

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Comment by Wretchie: "Proverbs 27:14"ALT
Google result for Proverbs 27:14 "14 Whoever blesses his neighbor with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, will be counted as cursing. 14 A loud and cheerful greeting early in the morning will be taken as a curse! 14 If you wake your friend in the early morning by shouting "Rise and shine!" It will sound to him more like a curse than a blessing."ALT

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