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My other post has lost traction and I’m still absolutely broke so!

Hey, I’m a bisexual trans man and I need money! My family of 3 has a few dollars to get through the month and, in spite of us trying, me and my mother haven’t been able to get work!

I have commissions open, examples and prices below.


if you don’t want art: P@yPal and C@shApp

more on my insta @revas.does.art

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Icon: $10

Fullbody flat color: $30

Character outfit sheet: $80

Matching icons: $20

Extra person: +½ price

Lighting/Shading: +$5 base

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this post is going around again and its been a few years so thought i should update with some of the new sex channels tht have been added

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implications of having a birdgirl roommate:

- free breakfast (regularly laid eggs)

- never lose track of keys\etc. (knack for finding shiny things)

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in this economy? absolutely

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if i had a cowgirl gf i would be drinking straight from the tap every day. to save money and for no other reasons. she could even help scramble the birdgirl's eggs

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I am sorry but sheep produce wool.

She grows the cotton. She's very talented.

This wasnt in Animal Farm...

It would have been if George Orwell wasn't a fucking coward

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoyevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

I think one of the reasons why tree law is so popular and people are so enthusiastic about it is because a big, old tree being killed feels so awful. You've got something that took years or decades to get that big, that provides so many benefits, and then it's just...gone and irreplaceable. Of course people are like oh boy, you didn't think that thing was valuable and now the law is gonna come for you and you're gonna regret it.

And it feels like one of the few cases where the rich (not the mega rich, but the regular rich) actually get held to account for their crimes, because the punishment is designed to match the actual damage they do. You cut down a bunch of your neighbor's trees to make your property more valuable? The punishment is basically the cost of your property.

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RISE !!!

should be cast for little mermaid

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This is a single tree in Brazil... It's the world's largest cashew tree and covers an area of about 8,000 square meters/about 2 acres.

The tree’s record size is believed to be the result of two different genetic mutations. One, the branches grow sideways instead of upwards, eventually being weighted down and touching the ground. Second, instead of just growing along the earth as expected, when a branch touches the soil it sets down roots. Thus the tree spreads like a forest with multiple trunks growing over the two acres.

love-nikki-lost-in-translation

You think THATS a denim jacket?

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Surely you


Jest

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

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starting a collection